I went and saw stand up comedy last week. A couple comedians were great but the majority bombed. I imagine it’s really difficult write joke so I challenged myself to write a joke in 20 minutes. Here is all I could come up with:
Minnesota has two seasons…”It’s good sleeping weather” and “apologizing for using the a/c”.
“The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.” ~ Fortune
“This instant is the only time there is.” ~ Fortune
I went to a Pizza and Pisco Sour party last night. My friend’s friend from Chile made the Pisco Sours for us. It is the national drink of Chile. Imagine a simple, unsyrupy margherita. It looks like the Peruvian has egg white in it but I don’t know if it really needs it.
The words “Meyer Lemon” kept popping up all day today. I heard about them on a podcast, saw them in a recipe for moscow mules, my roommate bought meyer lemon scented handsoap, and I saw a giant display for them in a grocery store.
My brain skews towards visual so this method of multiplying is soothing for my mind.